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I look a woman up and down and say, “Hey, how you doin’?”

(Source: ronesweasley)

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

(Source: sandandglass)

dubstepsunset:

somecatchyphrase

xxcactusdudexx:

me at 13: “i’m really mature for my age though”
me at 20: i was a fucking idiot
also me at 20: i’m still a fucking idiot

yourlittleharmonicaishammered:

MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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MY ANACONDA…

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ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

In honor of my 400th post and reaching 2,500 followers, I have decided to go completely of topic and give you this beauty. If you want more feel free to tell me.

insightings:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(Source: preys)

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

(Source: pilotstwentyone)